Last week I admitted to an ailment no writer likes to have or admit he or she has: writer's block.
The good news, particularly for fellow scribes who have happened upon this week's column, it's not thought to be contagious; it should be safe to continue reading with no adverse effect on your own literary output.
No, the bad news is all mine – unless, that is, you count the legions of fans waiting with baited breath for my next opus. I’m not sure an angry mob with pitchforks and flaming torches storming my front lawn would necessarily push me over the wall but at this point I’m willing to give it a try.
The internet is rife with sites dedicated to the topic. I’m not sure I take comfort in the knowledge that writer’s block is not only a real thing but real enough that the first google search turns up over fifty-one million hits. It's difficult to imagine there can be that much written with so many obviously suffering from the affliction.
Earlier I mentioned Julia Cameron's The Artist's Way, an immensely successful book, website and seminar groups-based program that purports to have unblocked untold thousands from their creative block (it doesn't limit itself to only writer's block - apparently painters and other creative types can get blocked too). It didn't work so well for me but it must work for many, at least based on sales; the book is ranked 1,324th on Amazon's Best Seller's ranking. Last Dance, by comparison, is ranked 3,290,128th. Again, not wildly comforting so many artists are so creatively constipated they're buying Cameron's book in droves. Sure it took over twenty years to make those numbers but that just tells me writer's block isn't something for which modern science has found a cure.
To be fair, I didn't make it through Cameron's entire tomb. Call it commitment problems; maybe if I had I would be writing a different column this week.
The web seems to divide its writer's block discussion into two key groups: those with the 'practical tips' only and those that see writer's block as such a complex phenomenon as to encourage in-depth diagnosis before advocating particular cures. What most have in common is a level of ambiguity that severely limits their effectiveness.
In "The 10 Types of Writer's Block (and How to Overcome Them)", one of the better help sites I've encountered so far, the author attempts to break down the creative blockage into ten distinct categories. Some of the descriptions sound familiar, at least for some of the blocked time, but many of the tips and tricks to break through the wall are resoundingly over simplified. Like many of the fellow sites, much of the advice is of the "just walk away from it for a few days" variety.
Even "famous" writers interviewed about their struggles with creative blocks offer words more of encouragement than treatment, 'just believe in yourself and your story' platitudes that while nice sounding haven't found me increasing my output in front of the computer.
Among the most practical advice sites - at least in utilitarian terms - I encountered offered simple solutions I hope could prove to be fruitful. Some of them have less directly to do with writing but more to do with behaviours to break me out of my routine: stretching, taking a walk, establishing a non-writing ritual behaviour like drinking a glass of water exactly every twenty minutes.
Of course, one of the key parts of my writer's block stems, I think, from a decided lack of a writing routine of late. Indeed, other than this weekly column, my time creative time has been in such sporadic little bursts there really is no routine out of which to break.
One suggestion that's been repeated in quite a number of sites from which I've sought help is to try writing in a different location. Moving out of my office, a coffee shop, outdoors, etc. Perhaps having a different creative atmosphere can really stir the creative juices.
I know there is something to be said for establishing a regular, consistent writing routine. For some time, it involved getting up very early in the morning and writing for an hour or two before the craziness of the day job workday began. Of late, that hasn't been happening, principally because my sleeping abilities have deteriorated in the past number of months (yes, that does sound like Winston Patrick). The challenge of sleep may be caused, in part, by my lack of writing and what that's doing to my psyche. It's kind of a vicious cycle.
Still, it may be worth the push. If I'm not sleeping anyway, I may as well force myself out of bed early and see what, if anything, I can get accomplished. Perhaps I'll even make myself more tired in the process and reverse the cycle. One can hope.
For now, I'll set a goal to achieve by next week's column: I will complete the scene on which I am currently working in W3.doc. Be nice to see if I can push this snowball downhill for a change.
Next week: what makes for the best writing space?